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-Lt Dan

mmmmmmmmm

I want snickerdoodle cookies and warm milk. or
I want snickerdoodle cookies and hot cocoa. or
I want snickerdoodle cookies and coffee. or
I want snickerdoodle cookies and horchata.

Today i had a flashback of christmas as a kid.
a kid who wanted snickerdoodle cookies..

- Cap’n Crunch

Andy Milonakis

Yoyoyo

Quick update for this awesome bullshit I had to share with the entire world:

What’s even better is that this dude was born in ’76… he’s 33!  Wiki him, he has some growth hormone problem that makes him look like a 12 yr. old kid.

This one goes out to all the Persians that post up at Powell:

Geniusssssss.

-Sgt. Pepper

Nyquil. Pfft. Gimme the Tranquilizer.

NyQuil is a brand of medication which is intended to relieve various symptoms of the common cold. Because all of the medications within the NyQuil imprint contain sedating antihistamines and/or hypnotics and alcohol, they are typically taken at night, just before bedtime.

Doesn’t work. I took two servings of Nyquil, a glass of warm milk, and did a couple of breathing exercises.
I woke up at 3:30am today. Talked to Lt. Dan a bit. Also to Kenny because he was awake. Then I stayed awake in bed until 6:45. Had some trippy moments in between the three hours. I can describe more if u wanna know.

I used to be able to sleep through almost anything. Not anymore…
Pretty damn frustrating.  BUT No need to frown I say!!!

I decided I might try some Nyquil + sleeping pills + warm milk. I’ve seen a couple of commercials on Lunesta or something like that, and they seem to sleep fine and dandy.

I’m pretty excited for nighttime

The insomniac,
- Cap’n Crunch

howcome i get the lamest name.?

- general insurance

Be concerned

MY MINIONS OF 302!

be restless

be fearful

because i will be back soon

and my reign of terror will begin

-king taco

i’m sorry women BUT…..

i’m sorry women BUT………………your licenses need to be taken away and burnt!!!! we’ll have a great big bonfire! YAY!!!!!

you might be saying to urself……..”hmmmm….achon ur a sexist jerk!” And if i could reply i would probably say , “ughhhh…objection!!!!!”

You see, there is no one that likes girls more than me in this apartment…..an easy conclusion to come by if u have lived with my roommates for over a year and have seen all their mannerisms to realize that they are all  introverted homosexuals. Routine activities would include a little grabass here, a little spooning there, and maybe the once in a while “ooooo why not stick my butt in my roommates face while he’s napping and hope he gets pink eye” (i should reiterate that this has been done while people were fully conscious as well).

But back to my point! u my ask urself “why, achon, why?” I’ll tell u why and i’ll list it for u:

this is just what happened today:

- almost got hit by an old lady when i was crossing a 4 way stop this morning to get to my car. seriously she got half way into the walkway while i was crossing the street! HALFWAY!

- After the previous incident, i started my car and i drove to the same exact 4 way stop (wilkins and kelton) where i was almost ran over. i stopped like i should. Meanwhile, another car came a little after i did to the 4 way stop. Seeing that i came to the 4 way stop first, i decided to go WHEN wouldn’t u know the damn BEEZY in the other car totally ignores the stop sign and cuts me off!!!! iono about u….but aren’t u supposed to STOP at a STOP sign. i mean really…..the sign is freakin HUGE….it’s probably wider, longer, and weighs more than ellen………..how can u miss it????? actually ellen is pretty small :/

- Next incident occurs at midvale and wilshire where the la fitness is. I understand there’s  traffic in the morning and everyone’s in a rush. But seriously…..why would u go on a yellow light when the intersection is already full. Ur going to block the intersection even more and not allow the other cars across from u to go……i’ll let u guess where i was stuck at and which sex decided to block the intersection so i couldn’t get across until the next light.

- I saw a woman try to parallel park the same spot (a spot big enough to fit her car) for 5 minutes….enough said.

- Kept getting stuck behind VERY slow drivers…which were either female or elderly.

- Got stuck behind two female drivers who i guess supposedly didn’t know that they can make a right turn at red lights…….there was no “no turn on red sign”

- almost crashed into a vehicle because she decided to STOP (i mean literally full on STOP) right in front of the green light to change lanes in order to make a right turn.

- some lady didn’t go on a green left turn light for about 8 seconds even when people honked….i didn’t get to make the left turn….but i was first in line for the next light :]]]]]………..

this was just one days total………………..i never keep track about how horrible people drive but today was an exception. after 3 early incidents, i knew today was a special day.

So women, next time u and ur friends decide to go out….use the blue bus….it’s only a quarter :]]]]]] or call peter, daniel, john, or me (not sam…..sam is a grandpa and has hard time making out who is who in the apt.)

-Col. Sanders